To give magazines a hand, I thought I might offer some alternative ABC’s of newsstand sales, just in case WWD‘s suggestions seem too depressing.
Axes to Grind, Awesome, And Here’s a Story About the Rest of Your Life
Busy, Bitchy, Basket Case
Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, Can I Help You With Something?, Curtain Call
Deserts and Desserts, Despicable, Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
Enough!, End of Times, Eat Some String Cheese It’s Really Good
Fast Forward Through Commercials with DVR, Facebook Friends, Fall Apart Over Email
Grumpy, Gaslighting, Get Your Shoes On
Have a Nice Day, Have Nots, Have No Mercy
iMe, I Can’t, I Don’t Think You Can Dance
Just Kidding, Just Friends, Just Wanting to Be Somebody
Koalas, Kangaroos, Kung Fu
Last Night’s Party Was Nothing Special, Leave Me Alone, Lots to Look Forward to If You Let Yourself
Max Out the Minimum Wage, Mad About Someone Other Than You, Misfits on BBC
Nervous Breakup, Need a Haircut, No Hope that R-Patz and K-Stew Will Reunite
Outsource the News, Oversharers and Proud, Oulipo
Pacman Apologists, Pick a Side But Only the Right One, Panic Everywhere But At the Disco
Question Whether You Need to Question Everything, Quixotic Attempt to Resuscitate a Dying Industry, Queen of Your Heart
Rescue Fantasies, Read More Twitter, Really? I Mean, REALLY?
Soft Spot on a Baby’s Head, Single Ladies That Don’t Want You To Put a Ring On It, Songs About Love
Tap Into the Network, Take a Step Back Again and Again Until You’re Running Backwards, Time for a Nap
Utilize is a Dumb Word, Use Dry Shampoo, Universal Daycare
Venn Diagram Your Relationship, Very Nice to Meet You, Visit Your Grandma
What a Sorry Excuse for a Human Being, When One Door Closes Another Won’t Open Unless You Go and Open It, Waste Not Still Want Everything
X-Ray Your Hopes and Dreams, X-Chromosomes Are Something Everyone Has, Xanadu Was a Real Place
You and Me Were Meant to Be Sitting Next to Each Other On This Bus, Yeah I’m Running Out of Ideas, Yeast Makes Bread Rise
Zig-A-Zag-Ah, Zoom in On Your Mole, Zebra Stripes As a Metaphor For Life I’ll Tell You About Some Day
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