We ask comedic icon Joan Rivers our 21 questions. Find out what she does when she’s stressed (it involves Charlie Sheen) and tune in to QVC this Friday at 7 p.m. (ET) to see her live.
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When I get dressed in the morning I think… my naked body is a bigger disaster than the BP Oil spill.
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I would never leave my home without… being fairly certain I can still remember my address.
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The item of clothing I’m currently wearing most is… holding up my breasts. Unfortunately, I’m talking about my support hose.
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One luxury item I’m dying to splurge on… a gold plated defibrillator.
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The celebrity most in need of a makeover is… Nicki Minaj. She’s got more junk in her closet than she does in her trunk.
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The best thing about my QVC collection is… the pieces are like my children. Except, you never regret making them.
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What I love about jewelry is… you can change it for something else without surgery.
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My main beauty essentials is… darkness.
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When I’m low on energy I… take a sip of what Charlie Sheen is drinking.
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When I’m stressed I… complain, criticize and rant. So obviously I’m stressed all of the time.
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I would never travel without… calling my Jenny Craig counselor first. Those airport Cinnabons smell sooooooo goooood!
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If my days had one extra hour… my makeup would be even heavier.
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The key to dealing with criticism is… do it from the back of a limo.
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When I watch myself on TV I think… That old man is funny as hell.
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When it comes to doing standup these days… I’m just grateful I CAN stand up.
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If there’s one thing I regret saying on camera… I’m sure as hell never going to admit it.
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The celebrity with the best style is… Victoria Beckham. She can put an amazing look together with one hand tied behind her back.
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The person I’m dying to get as a guest on Fashion Police is… Anna Wintour because she’s just SOOOOO much fun.
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My biggest fashion pet peeve is… designers sending Jon Hamm clothes. Let’s just keep him naked!
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The last thing I Googled… “recently deceased celebrities” and, good news, I’m not on the list!
- One joke that never gets old… A friend just flew Alitalia and loved it. The plane was easy to spot. It was the only one with hair under its wings.
